What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.