What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.