What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.