What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.