Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.