Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.