Loki Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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