Loki Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Fetus Abortus!

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Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.