Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.