Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection