Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.