Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.