Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!