Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.