Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.