Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.