How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.