How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.