Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.