Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.