Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.