Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!