Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.