Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

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Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum