What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush