What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians