What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you