What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you