What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you