What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes