What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.