What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.