What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt