What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!