What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Donald Trunk Jokes More Donald Trunk Jokes

What do you call a dumb elephant?

Donald Trunk

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.