Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts