Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.