Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders