Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders