Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts