Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.