Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.