What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion