What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.