What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.