What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.