What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.