What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.