What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.