What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?