How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.