Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire