Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.