Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire