Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Who falls first?

Neither. They can both levitate.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

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