Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.