Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...