Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.