Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired