Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
With stick e-tape.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Quackamole
Because they're too small.
A Microwave.
It's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
