Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."