Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Tap Jokes More Tap Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.