Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.