Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."