Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.