Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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They heard there was water at the end

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."