How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around