How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.