How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower