How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.