How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.