Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
They both have flies on them.
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Bigmac and fries please
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
He was hit by a buss
She got a Zebra.
He's on route.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Shot it!
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
Because Greece is at the bottom.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.