How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum