How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.