Whats the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

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So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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A coathanger.

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Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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