Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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Moderator Jokes More Moderator Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him