Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew