Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.