Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!