Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator