Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.