Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Moderator Jokes More Moderator Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator