Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
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A "moderator", apparently.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Because they've lost their locks.
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
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The Inter-nyet.
They have engineers
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Shoot him before he hits the ground
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A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
He was a thief
He lost it.
Religion.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
Jesus died on the cross
Because his family had stock in the company.
