Censor Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Cindarella Jokes More Cindarella Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Moderator Jokes More Moderator Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Nyet Jokes More Nyet Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.