How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.