How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.