How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Nyet Jokes More Nyet Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.