How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.