Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL