What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him