What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.