What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."