What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.