What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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There is twenty of them.

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They work on so many levels

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte