What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"