What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.