What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.