What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.