What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.