What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.