A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
Jean-Luc Pickacard
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Sir Veza
They're both run by Unix.