What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.