Dead in a tunnel.
A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
