What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.