Prince Charles Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

You might also enjoy:

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!