Prince Charles Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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The ruler!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills