Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu