Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.