Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Public hair Ill show myself out..

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Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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One's a group of cunning runts...

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Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Choke.

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Fish and ships.

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Fish and ships.

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What's Kraken!

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What's Kraken