Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What's kraken?

badum chh)