Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

What's kraken?

badum chh)