Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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He got kilt.

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They turn it over.

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A guard and hoes.

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Your mom

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

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Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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Back up a few inches

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Fish and ships.

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The Continental OP.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What's kraken?

badum chh)