What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.