What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that