What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.