What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.