Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.