Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.