Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.