Surround Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

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Why can't cats vote?

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

Warden Jokes More Warden Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.