Surround Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.