Surround Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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