How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.