What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.