What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )