What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad