Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
ginger
Because attachments are forbidden.
Coloured scrambled eggs
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A basketball team.
Big holes all over Australia!
It breaks the trunk.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because it'll run faster.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
The slaughter house
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
They say "I'm rooting for you"
