Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Scrambled egg
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
They always finish last.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
S-O-N-Y
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Fry-day
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Empty Magazines.
Coloured scrambled eggs
