Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
A human.
A wet nose.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Because ah, the egg roll.
He had friends on the other side.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Scramble
Scrambled egg
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
