Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
To get to the other... *sigh*
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
When there's a stamp on it.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Incase onion rings
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.