Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
Air.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
Coloured scrambled eggs
Because God is black.
the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
It was a child predator.
It was armed.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
