What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Previous Random Joke Next
Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you