What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf