What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..