What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around