What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a