What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

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because Happy Hour ended.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

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A: She went to sea a movie.

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Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.