What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry