What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel