What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.