What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.