What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.