What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.