What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail