What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.