What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.