What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.