What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.