What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.